Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I am a comedian, improviser and writer living in NYC. However this tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.

And Morrissey and David Gray.
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yet ANOTHER UCBT missed connection

iamachilles:

lookmom:

you guys really need to sack up. really.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/1805262746.html


The other day, someone posted a plea to a redheaded intern at UCB. Well, as a coward myself, I have one of my own. You’re the dark haired rocker chick with the great smile. I see you collect the votes at Cage Match every week, and I’ve been working up the nerve to try to talk to you. I can’t play guitar, and I’m only a 201 student. I’m only bringing this up because someone told me about the “caste system” at UCB (that an intern would only date another intern or a performer, etc.) But I’m a good guy and I bet we’d have a lot in common. Are you single and if so, could we grab a drink before or after Cage Match sometime?

“Caste system?”  THAT’S one of the rumors about UCB???

This one is for Sherry so someone tell her cause she’s not on tumblr anymore and also WHAT.

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