Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I'm a comedian and improviser living in NYC. The Fascinator is my show at the UCB East Village Theatre. It's a comedy panel show featuring obscure knowledge as examined by hilarious people! Fair warning, my tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.
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TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

Well, did you try balancing on top of Mort and then sniffing it?

(via laughterkey)

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