Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I am a comedian, improviser and writer living in NYC. However this tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.

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Okay, so I was walking to get food in SoHo where I work, and I could have sworn I saw Lindsay Lohan, but if her hair was black. Then I was like, man, I have no idea what her hair color is now.  It very well could be black.

Then I tried to google it, but there’s a million pictures of Lindsay Lohan, with every color of the rainbow and no way of telling which is the most recent.

Someone should make a blog just called like, “Celeb Hair, Bitches!” to just tell me what color her celebrities’ hair is now so I can know, once and for all, if I saw a celebrity I care enough about to write a tumblr post.

This is a job for Kate Spencer, Ace Celebrity Detective!