Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I am a comedian, improviser and writer living in NYC. However this tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.

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thankyourobotnyc: Week of the Robot starts tomorrow (Feb 17th) SUMMER FRIDAYS at Under St Marks. with Free Kittens & Bottom Gun.* 10:30pm. Only $5. *We will not be giving free kittens. Kittens can be purchased for $37 plus tax. Bottom guns will be given free however.** **”Bottom gun” is a name we give farts.*** ***Note: Free Kittens and Bottom Gun are both great improv teams. GUESS WHAT! This is my favorite team. Fuck them for being so awesome and funny and nice and good friends, flipping fucking christ. Come to this show if you want me to shut up and stop talking forever. Seriously though, you should come to this show.

thankyourobotnyc:

Week of the Robot starts tomorrow (Feb 17th)

SUMMER FRIDAYS at Under St Marks.

with Free Kittens & Bottom Gun.*

10:30pm. Only $5.

*We will not be giving free kittens. Kittens can be purchased for $37 plus tax. Bottom guns will be given free however.**

**”Bottom gun” is a name we give farts.***

***Note: Free Kittens and Bottom Gun are both great improv teams.

GUESS WHAT!

This is my favorite team. Fuck them for being so awesome and funny and nice and good friends, flipping fucking christ.

Come to this show if you want me to shut up and stop talking forever.

Seriously though, you should come to this show.

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