Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I am a comedian, improviser and writer living in NYC. However this tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.

And Morrissey and David Gray.
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tinatownusa: pootee: (via xxx1990) this is wrong wrong wrong! first of all, why is that cat so  big?  it’s prehistfuckingtoric. second of all, when giving your cat a bath you don’t actually GET IN WITH IT. third of all, why is that cat not freaking out?  its in the water.  IS THAT EVEN A CAT??? *mind explodes* It’s not a house cat, it’s a wild cat (I forget the species) - these pictures are all from a family in Russia or the Ukraine that have a couple of these.  There’s another one of the cat looking at a huge ole catfish in that tub.

tinatownusa:

pootee:

(via xxx1990)

this is wrong wrong wrong!

first of all, why is that cat so  big?  it’s prehistfuckingtoric.

second of all, when giving your cat a bath you don’t actually GET IN WITH IT.

third of all, why is that cat not freaking out?  its in the water.  IS THAT EVEN A CAT???

*mind explodes*

It’s not a house cat, it’s a wild cat (I forget the species) - these pictures are all from a family in Russia or the Ukraine that have a couple of these.  There’s another one of the cat looking at a huge ole catfish in that tub.

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    I always wash my pussy when I Bath ?
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    I’m gonna do this with my cat.
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    landlocked:pootee: xxx1990 (p.s. xxx1990 is the best tumble username ever)
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    oh man.. I want an Ocelot
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