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johneveretttrowbridge:

After deliberation with a few people, I’ve decided to make the following additions/changes:

1. Crumbled Nachos

2. Bacon

3. Crumbled Tortilla Chips

4. No More Russian Dressing

Still thinking…

Love,

Trowby

Oh, so you’ve decided to ruin this. Cool.

I just didn’t want Russian Dressing with Onion Sauce. And I really wanted to keep Onion Sauce. Plus you can’t ruin anything by adding bacon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Put back the Russian dressing.

What the fuck are crumbled nachos? Why would you have crumbled nachos AND crumbled tortilla chips? I now HATE the word ‘crumbled’.