Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I am a comedian, improviser and writer living in NYC. However this tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.

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“2. Leisel Meminger becomes the heavyweight champion of the schoolyard.” The Book Thief, Markus Zusak. icanlurn: “I had never called his house before - somehow our friendship had nothing to do with telephones - but that afternoon I dialed his number.” Dangerous Laughter - Steven Millhauser tinatownusa: “She closed her eyes, kept her feet moving, one primly before the other, like a high-wire walker or a princess.” Sweet and Vicious - David Schickler Hmmm… yeah, that’s a bit spooky actually.

“2. Leisel Meminger becomes the heavyweight champion of the schoolyard.”

The Book Thief, Markus Zusak.

icanlurn:

“I had never called his house before - somehow our friendship had nothing to do with telephones - but that afternoon I dialed his number.”

Dangerous Laughter - Steven Millhauser

tinatownusa:

“She closed her eyes, kept her feet moving, one primly before the other, like a high-wire walker or a princess.”

Sweet and Vicious - David Schickler

Hmmm… yeah, that’s a bit spooky actually.

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