Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I am a comedian, improviser and writer living in NYC. However this tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.

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But I am never putting on make up ‘for you’. I am doing it because I like it, because it’s fun, because I like art on my face, because I like how I look with it. It’s entirely selfish, and the next person who asks me whether I am putting on make up ‘because I have a hot date’ will be punched in the ‘any respect I previously had for them’.

  1. theangeladee said: Add wearing the color green or sparkly clothes: It’s a COINCIDENCE that I’m wearing it on a holiday. You (not you KHW - that other a-muncher) didn’t notice when I wore it in March. So STFU about it. I just like green and, occasionally, sparkles
  2. yodelmachine said: THE WORST
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  4. frakintosh said: is it ok if i like it too? makeup or no? :)
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