Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I am a comedian, improviser and writer living in NYC. However this tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.

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jamesbriandwyer: shortbreadsh: Listen. I want people who plan on bombing New York City to be caught and arrested as much as the next guy does. But when  a) Most of these people are “lone wolves” to seem to only get as far as they did due to encouragement from undercovers and  b) Bloomberg makes a fucking VIDEO SHOWING “WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THEY MADE THE BOMB AND IT WENT OFF” when c) Bloomberg is facing a public relations problem…. Hmmm idk something seems fishy. Seriously wtf is going on here. Why is the NYPD leading the entire investigation and calling the shots?  If this is a suspected terrorist, why aren’t the FBI or Homeland Security involved?  They’ve known about it for TWO YEARS! Why is the Mayor calling a press conference without any representatives from either of those agencies? So the NYPD and Bloomberg can take credit. Bloomberg…just resign.  You’re nobody’s hero. Go back to Boston, Bloomberg. Disgrace. But to be fair, there is a Counter Terrorism Unit of the NYPD, because my office is below their Downtown Manhattan location. I don’t like it when they ride the elevator with assault rifles, SHOCKINGLY.

jamesbriandwyer:

shortbreadsh:

Listen. I want people who plan on bombing New York City to be caught and arrested as much as the next guy does. But when 

a) Most of these people are “lone wolves” to seem to only get as far as they did due to encouragement from undercovers and 

b) Bloomberg makes a fucking VIDEO SHOWING “WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THEY MADE THE BOMB AND IT WENT OFF” when

c) Bloomberg is facing a public relations problem….

Hmmm idk something seems fishy.

Seriously wtf is going on here.

Why is the NYPD leading the entire investigation and calling the shots?  If this is a suspected terrorist, why aren’t the FBI or Homeland Security involved?  They’ve known about it for TWO YEARS! Why is the Mayor calling a press conference without any representatives from either of those agencies?

So the NYPD and Bloomberg can take credit.

Bloomberg…just resign.  You’re nobody’s hero.

Go back to Boston, Bloomberg.

Disgrace.

But to be fair, there is a Counter Terrorism Unit of the NYPD, because my office is below their Downtown Manhattan location. I don’t like it when they ride the elevator with assault rifles, SHOCKINGLY.

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