Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I am a comedian, improviser and writer living in NYC. However this tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.

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i prefer imagining that people are like Bonobo chimps and acknowledged each other through having quickies or mutually masterbating one another. #truefacts tinatownusa: theanimalblog: Imagine if people were like prairie dogs and acknowledged each other through “kissing.” via MisterQueue

i prefer imagining that people are like Bonobo chimps and acknowledged each other through having quickies or mutually masterbating one another. #truefacts

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Imagine if people were like prairie dogs and acknowledged each other through “kissing.”
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