Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!: Archive

FUCK OFFFFF

Seriously fuck off, family. Suck my fucking dick.

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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One more thing

My grammy’s favorite phrase is ‘Can you IMAGINE!?’ and I think it is very fitting. She’s the most empathetic person I know. She imagines she is in every story and situation she hears, treating those involved with humor and humanity, and questions how she would react in that situation. I love her so very much. Thus I nominate her for “GRAMMY WARS 2010!”

Dec 30th

OMG OMG GOM

INTERNET! I love you so! We’ve kept apart all day, due to the fact that Maine hates technology, cars don’t have wifi, and my cousin protected my aunt and uncle’s network, even though they live on 4 acres of land well away from the center of town in Rockport, and the only thing that could steal their internet is the barn. Not people IN the barn, the barn itself. Or their...

Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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I've eaten...

Two more popcorn balls today. One was the old kind that I thought were superior, and one was one of the good ones I posted about last night. I had to steal it from someone else’s gift bag though. There is another one hanging out in the dining room with me. Pretty sure it’s gonna get devoured soon. OM NOM NOM I AM THE KING OF EATIN’ UP UR POPCORN BALLZ.

Dec 29th

Yahoo's list of 100 movies to see before you die

jamesdwyerbrain: toastface: jaimecastillo: davebluvband: gracenmichelle: (via fandomisscary) (bold movies you have seen) 1. 12 Angry Men (1957) 2. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) 3. 400 Blows (1959) 4. 8 1/2 (1963) 5. The African Queen (1952) 6. Alien (1979) 7. All About Eve (1950) 8. Annie Hall (1977) 9. Apocalyse Now (1979) 10. The Battle of Algiers (1967) 11. The Bicycle...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

kelsium: I know there are those among you who are, uh, put out, to say the least, about the Sherlock Holmes movie. However, I have read almost the entire Sherlock Holmes collection, it is a favorite of mine, and I still enjoyed the film very much. I felt like despite the Richiefication the fundamental character conflicts of Holmes were preserved, and I was rather impressed by that. I think that...

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Watch

sherrypop: Uncle Roy One of the creepiest SNL sketches ever, featuring Buck Henry and the original cast. I don’t think they’d ever get away with this nowadays… You either need to click through to the new window option if you’re viewing this on the tumblr dashboard. If you’re on my page, it plays directly. (With thanks to Scandyfactory!) Thanks for finding this, I’d heard of it but...

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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robinbenway: Ray Lamontagne, “Winter Birds” ...

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”

– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy) (via beckawrites)

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

frakintosh: Jonathan Coulton - Chiron Beta...

Dec 24th

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Update: Andrew WK is real

jamesdwyerbrain: healywu: nicolemarietherese: nshortbread: patbaer: healywu: allthelatestmoves: I have an inside source that says he heard the rumor that he is a corporate creation and decided to run with it. I’m even more annoyed by him now. He must be real. I’ve seen him speak several times. HE MUST BE REAL. You don’t get more real than Andrew. That dude is fucking awesome....

Dec 24th

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