February 2012
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Oh for fuck's sake.
30 Rock has been fucking great this season, so has Parks & Rec, WE DON’T HAVE TO COMPARE TELEVISION PROGRAMS THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE FEMALE PROTAGONISTS YOU ASSHOLES, Liz Lemon is a complex comedy character on a comedy program and not a paragon of the Feminist Ideal, women (and other female-identifying people) can be ANYTHING, including flawed and weird and smart and gorgeous, not being into...
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unbornwhiskey:
‘So!’ he said, at length, and it came as a complete surprise to me that fellows ever really do say ‘So!’ I had always thought it was just a thing you read in books. Like ‘Quotha!’ I mean to say, or ‘Odds bodikins!’ or even ‘Eh ba goom!’
Still, there it was. Quaint or not quaint, bizarre or not bizarre, he had said ‘So!’ and it was up to me to cope with the situation on those...
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kelsium:
I’m sorry, you didn’t know how invasive subjecting a woman to an unnecessary medical procedure might be? Well go fuck yourself. Oh, sorry. I didn’t know how painful slapping the shit out of you might be.
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thedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Speaking of which, Amy Poehler returned to Saturday Night Live last night to reunite with former Weekend Update co-host Seth Meyers for a special birth-control segment of “Really?!?” which delved into all the wacky, anachronistic mishegas the Republicans were up to this week.
On the one hand, I hope Amy returns to Weekend Update more often. On...
What we’ve seen over the last 30 years is a war on the human imagination. That’s...
– David Graeber (via azspot)
BUT BUT BUT CAPITALISM IS OBVIOUSLY MORALLY SUPERIOR!!!!!
I continue to look for someone to see good jokes...
patbaer:
Hello.
Chris Hardwick is taping his comedy special tonight. I have 2 tickets. Jonah Ray is opening. It will be funny. The show is at 9:15, we should be in line at 8:15.
This would be a good thing to go with me to, friend who reads my blog.
You should see this! I wish I could but I have to tech (my favorite show). Free comedy!
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When we started we HAD no style, no understanding of ourselves or what we were...
– Teller, of Penn and Teller, in a letter at http://shwood.squarespace.com/news/2009/9/21/14-years-ago-the-day-teller-gave-me-the-secret-to-my-career.html
Strangely, advice as good for writers or musicians as it is for magicians.
(via neil-gaiman)
Also good ‘trying to be comedians’...
whineandbeer asked: You likely already know this, but there is a super long audience reaction shot of you in S2 E6 of John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show. Or if it is not you it is your doppelganger, and you should probably be aware she is lurking around NYC comedy shows waiting to kill you. STAY SAFE.
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williebhines:
Religion/Science - stand-up from June 11, 2011 at the “(Secret) Fancy Show” at Under St. Marks. Thank you to Connor Ratliff for taping it.
Will Hines is smart and funny. Not like you need me to tell you.
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February 15, 2012
mattfisher:
YOURE DOWN TO THE WIRE HERE FOLKS.
purns:
Langan Kingsley Katey Healy-Wurzburg Riley Soloner Josh Sharp John Milhiser Alan Starzinski Shaun Diston Alex Scordelis Andree Vermuelen
Hosted by Matt Fisher and Sasheer Zamata!!!
THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!
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I KNOW NO ONE CARES
BUT STEVE LILLYWHITE IS CURRENTLY PRODUCING THE NEXT DMB ALBUM AND I AM COMPLETELY FUCKING FREAKING OUT THIS IS AMAZING NEWS YES YES YES YES!
I am going to go watch the Ultrasound for ‘Before These Crowded Streets’ in celebration.
HOLY SHIT!
However, there are times and places and issues where you have to take a step...
– Let’s not.:
Read the whole thing, because as usual Kelsium dredged up bits of what I was/am feeling that I didn’t even realize I was feeling because I also hate feelings.
(via whineandbeer)
Kelsium and Kirsten are smart.
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