Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I'm a comedian and improviser living in NYC. The Fascinator is my show at the UCB East Village Theatre. It's a comedy panel show featuring obscure knowledge as examined by hilarious people! Fair warning, my tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.
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Who I Follow

aintgotnoladytronblues:

a lotta boys need to learn this lesson harder. listen to the man, dude.

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indianilluminati:

Happy British Muslims! #HappyDay

I love this, but I especially love the one dude whose like ‘yes, yes I’m quite happy, please let me get to my tea’.

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foodffs:

how to make apple galettes with salted caramel

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

This recipe is in… foreign, but it looks soooooo effin’ gud.

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azertip:

Ryan Lang.

Gargoyles was so great. Did it stay great? I aged out of it, and it conflicted with when Kids in the Hall aired.

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quote me out of context a lot after i die
jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

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antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

Finally.

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HA HA HA FUUUUUCK U THOUGH

helloimedua:

sixpenceee:

This is beautiful and it’s amazing to me that it had such a positive outcome and not lifelong hateful grudges, which is probably what these attackers deserved. 

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This is perfect and beautiful and amazing

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So what have you been up to since New York?

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beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Outfit by:Onitaa

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I don’t know… but yes.

I don’t know… but yes.

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Until that moment, skin colors had been little more than adjectives to my kids. Some members of our family have bronze or latte skin; others are caramel-colored or dark brown. Our eldest and ‘lightest-skinned’ daughter had at times matter-of-factly described her brother and me as ‘brown’ and herself as ‘white.’ But that night, my wife made it painfully simple. ‘We are black,’ she explained. ‘All of us.’

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

HOW

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niggaimdeadass:

sonofbaldwin:

#Facts

2014

Gud job ya dinglebutts.

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