Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

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Adulting I did today:

  • Put out a bunch of tech stuff and make up and hair and body stuff on the sidewalk!
  • Asked if I could take extra boxes from my work—they said yes!
  • Figured out how to request PTO days from work for post-moving sanity, requested the days, they said yes!
  • Went to the bank to deposit cash monies so that my move doesn’t make my bank account even more sad (it’s a very delicate balance my income has been very sad face since January, but will be happy face on October 3th and then double happy face on October 15th. However I my new apartment’s rent and my current rent are due on October 1st sooooooo YAY FOR THE STRUCTURE OF LINEAR TIME)
  • Realized I had forgotten to order checks and beg for two temporary checks at the bank because I have three checks to write and only two checks left haha MATH, so I had to go back after work. They were very helpful actually.
  • Walked to the grocery store to ask if they had boxes I could take—they said yes, but all their boxes of the day had been crushed so I can go back tomorrow ‘first thing’
  • Came home, ate food, put off calling the movers, but finally, FINALLY I CALLED THE MOVERS UGH IT WAS AWFUL BUT I DID IT. She had to put me on hold like 4 times, but she was very professional. $350 BEFORE TIP FUCK ME I GUESS I’M SOME KIND OF RICHY MCMONEYBAGS WHO DOESN’T HAVE ARMS OR FRIENDS??? Seriously though, I feel so bad asking my lovely, incredible, super strong friends to help me move again, it’s fine, it’s FINE (fuck me)
  • Went through the hall closet. Set aside stuff to bring to my mom to store in Massachusetts, stuff to donate and packed up the one box i have with BOOTS. Went through another couple storagey boxes to see what I can condense and throw out.

Still to do? Absolutely everything else! Once I have boxes tomorrow, I can start packing in earnest.

I finally called the movers ($350 before tip uuuugh fuck meeeeee) but, like, I did it.

Well maybe I could use those pens if I could ever find something to write in, ever think of that???????

Does anyone have a fucking pen I could borrow???????

Materials should promote citizenship, patriotism, essentials and benefits of the free enterprise system, respect for authority and respect for individual rights. Materials should not encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife or disregard of the law. Instructional materials should present positive aspects of the United States and its heritage.

JeffCo students walk out, again, over proposed history curriculum changes | CPR

high school students in this district are on their 4th day of walkouts to protest this proposed policy to shape the US History curriculum. students have organized the walkouts, are monitoring to remove “goofballs” there only to skip class, and are presenting an amazing front to protest these changes. i strongly admire their use of civil disorder and social strife to demand the right to learn.

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Decided the smartphone lifestyle was not for me—I just want a PHONE that makes PHONE CALLS, okay???? 👴👵☎️📞📠📟📻📼

Someone came to see my room yesterday and kept wanting to buy my stuff and I am still horrified by my lack of willingness to say ‘no this is my stuff I’m taking it, jesus’.

I used to have a similar-ish joke, actually. Basically it’s not funny when I rub my belly like a sleepy bear, and I wish it was.

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I needed a new show to watch so I committed to this—this episode and the Rush one have been my favorites so far. Bubbles is kind of the best.

I needed a new show to watch so I committed to this—this episode and the Rush one have been my favorites so far. Bubbles is kind of the best.

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Back at school, we were given the opportunity to order pictures of the night. I chose not to order any. I didn’t think I looked beautiful. I couldn’t bear the thought of seeing myself. I kept what I wore. Those things were beautiful.
This part of Juniper’s ode to her teenage fancy bra on Persephone really hits me where it hurts, you know? I feel like this is a pretty common experience for women, to think about your life in terms of the things you wore and to feel like your body was never quite worthy of the nice things you put on it, and to feel like that disappointment in yourself is just part of life. And obviously that’s fucked up in innumerable ways, but how strange is it when you really think about it that women view their bodies as just a mode of transporting some pretty shit we bought? I guess not that strange when you think about how many people view our bodies as just a means to transport a baby, or as a landscape for someone else’s sexual desires or ideas about how a woman or a society should be.  (via kelsium)
It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?  (via larmoyante)

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It’s absurd how daunting and confusing this first stage of finding a therapist can seem, especially when it’s likely that part of the reason you’re seeking therapy is that you’re feeling overwhelmed. Hopefully, this guide can help: A Beginner’s Guide To Starting Therapy

to read. thank you!


“When Van Gogh was a young man in his early twenties, he was in London studying to be a clergyman. He had no thought of being an artist at all. he sat in his cheap little room writing a letter to his younger brother in Holland, whom he loved very much. He looked out his…

If that’s insulation and not cotton candy, I’m going to be very upset.

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