Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I'm a comedian and improviser living in NYC. The Fascinator is my show at the UCB East Village Theatre. It's a comedy panel show featuring obscure knowledge as examined by hilarious people! Fair warning, my tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.
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Who I Follow

plurdledgabbleblotchits:

An Indian parrot hatchling

WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!??

(via bookoisseur)

David Mitchell on the apparent “sincerity” of David Cameron’s position on gay marriage

(via laughterkey)

This is incredible.

(via bookoisseur)

xombiedirge:

Stained Glass Iron Man by All Bright Stained Glass / Store

24” x 36” Glass, lead, solder & copper strip. 5.5kg available HERE.

Do you think my roommate would be mad if I replaced all the windows????

(via laughterkey)

'U should YouTube it!'

queenannebonny:

Inspirational Women [9/?]: Hayley Atwell, Actress

"Where are the women? Where are the women who are leading and not just the hot sex symbol in the tight outfits, or the aggressive ones with their sexy action sequences? Where are the ones that are battling with their own identity like Iron Man is? Or trying to make a difference in the forefront?"

queenannebonny:

Inspirational Women [9/?]: Hayley Atwell, Actress

"Where are the women? Where are the women who are leading and not just the hot sex symbol in the tight outfits, or the aggressive ones with their sexy action sequences? Where are the ones that are battling with their own identity like Iron Man is? Or trying to make a difference in the forefront?"

(via bookoisseur)

nicolebyer:

uncannybrettwhite:

sebsational:

shadywarriorprincess:

THANK! i’ve been waiting for this <3

Oh hey guess what HERO

TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND NOTES.

Proud. So proud.

This is something a lot of people need to hear or see or read. Cause it’s truuuuuuuue

Hahaha fuck yeah, you guys!

If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.

Eavesdropping on two French tourists speaking English whose accents are so thick that it sounds like they’re still speaking French.

nitratediva:

Harold Clayton Lloyd

(April 20, 1893 – ∞)

"My character symbolized something important. I symbolized the little, struggling man, working at menial types of jobs…. He was really no different from anybody else. But he did things that other people would like to have done."

(via wilwheaton)

nicolemarietherese:

Because I know Abbi and Ilana and because I’m part of the same demographic there’s a lot on the show that I find relate-able. But this moment here felt like the truest and most surprising aspect of my life that I ever saw portrayed on television.

I had someone refuse to let me use a coupon that had just expired at Bed Bath & Beyond once, so now I am really paranoid about using them in time.

(via daisyrosario)

Bucky Barnes was on House?!?!

(via the-perks-of-being-ruby)

jhrmn:

zombiecuddle:

littleorphanammo:

mehmrmustard:

Neutral good

Chaotic Neutral.

Lawful Good, obvs :P

True Neutral but I kinda did it on purpose. Having a True Neutral kind of night.

Chaotic Neutral, apparently.

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

(via littlebeans)

thorstarks:

The Avengers + sassiness; part II

I love this movie so fucking much though.

(via bookoisseur)