Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!

I'm a comedian and improviser living in NYC. The Fascinator is my show at the UCB East Village Theatre. It's a comedy panel show featuring obscure knowledge as examined by hilarious people! Fair warning, my tumblr is mostly about things I am angry or excited about, and weird things I find on the internet.
Who I Follow

cultofkimber:

starcheckered:

integer27:

eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET

shut the fuck up

UUUUUUUGHGG R U FUCKING KIDDING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAG

lifeaquatic:

An update from my friend who went to provide legal help at the detention camp at the border: “I have been inside for five hours now and have met with half a dozen familes and they are very scared and very sad and their children are sick and they are being all treated like criminals. But there are also half a dozen brilliant and brave attorneys here, who are working their butts off— 18 hours days. The money that has been contributed is being spent on our travel/hotel, on paper for the make-shift law office, on wireless hot-spots to bring inside the detention center, and for food for the lawyers. Thanks for your help to make our work possible.”

They are about $1200 short of their $5000 goal, so please help if you can!

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ecklecticsoul:

{Strolling Series by Cecile Emeke}

Sexism,Patriarchy,Racism and Colonialsm.Full Discourse

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993 plays
Queen,
THE WORKS

supermercury:

QUEEN - RADIO GA GA

THIS SONG IS JUST SO SONG ALL THE FEELS MANY SONGFEELS HAPPEN

2,915 plays
The National,
Alligator

avaro:

the national // baby, we’ll be fine

i put on an argyle sweater and put on a smile
i don’t know how to do this
i’m so sorry for everything

Yeah this is happening deal with it.

iwishthatibelievedinfate:

Baby, We’ll Be Fine (x)

God DAMN. This song.

Mutant 101 -

GROOTING

grootːɪŋ/

verb
gerund or present participle: grooting
1. to move tree-rhythmically to The Jackson 5.
"his arms grooted like branches in the wind "
2. move in a quick and lively way.
"Grooting came naturally to Michael Rooker. [X]”
astonishingbrettwhite!! sebsational! It’s happening!

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gifak-net:

video

eeeeeaaaaandSNACK! eeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaandSNACK!

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emellebea:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Today’s batch of fuckery.

I was thoroughly convinced this was an Onion story! Ha ha ha nope.

Sorry kelsium, too good not to screencap, post and tag you in.

mattfractionblog:

St. Freddie

I cannot stop myself from listening to Queen this week.

The small city of Jennings, Mo., had a police department so troubled, and with so much tension between white officers and black residents, that the city council finally decided to disband it. Everyone in the Jennings police department was fired. New officers were brought in to create a credible department from scratch.

That was three years ago. One of the officers who worked in that department, and lost his job along with everyone else, was a young man named Darren Wilson.

Washington Post, Darren Wilson’s first job was on a troubled police force disbanded by authorities.” (via quickhits)

From earlier tonight in Ferguson:

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buzzfeed:

Um.

[x]

If this wasn’t intentional, I am going to be pissed.

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thelingerieaddict:

laurencook94:

journolist:

When #IfTheyGunnedMeDown Happens in Print: 

Section from the Rolling Stone profile of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, one of two brothers who committed the Boston Marathon bombings vs section from the New York Times profile of Michael Brown, who was shot and killed by a Ferguson, Missouri police officer Darren Wilson. 

H/T to @daviddtss 

Fuck

I really need you to take a look at this.

This is important.

Shameful.

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huntokar:

inbetweenthelineart:

jean-luc-gohard:

blacksupervillain:

yungmethuselah:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

Reporters confirm that police & advisors concealed the identity of Darren Wilson until he could delete all social media & move out of state.

Wow though. Darren Wilson, Ferguson’s PD and the rest of his and their supporters are an extra special breed of scumbag. What incriminating shit did he have online that needed to be swept under the rug so quickly?

I guarantee you there was some racist shit on his facebook

Oh, 100%.

This whole thing has made me swear to myself that if I ever become friends with a cop on Facebook, I’m going to screencap and save any bullshit of theirs that I come across. 

Not surprising, those same cops are the ones running his fundrasier

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